Steve Parker Motoring / The Car Nut: OJ JURY DELIBERATES 13 YEARS; Foreperson apologizes, "What do you want? It took us this long just to figure out he's Black!"; Failed actor, ex-footballer demands second DNA test, then asks, "Do I get a trophy for setting that record?"

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO ALBUM! 2009 GUMBALL RALLY 3000

See Steve's exclusive Gumball Rally video from NBC-TV's Whipnotic website (copy and paste): http://www.whipnotic.com/videos/viewvideo-558.html Over 120 gas-guzzling super-exotic sports cars, Hummers, Cadillac Escalade SUVs and an occasional interesting older car roared on May 2, 2009, from a California beach-side parking lot directly onto I-10, the Santa Monica Freeway, also known as the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, for the start of this year's Gumball Rally. The world's most politically-incorrect automotive street event, the Gumball Rally 3000, left Santa Monica (CA) Pier on Saturday, May 2, 2009 and headed toward its ultimate destination of Miami, FL eight days later. Participants reportedly paid $44,000 per car/team to enter the event. Though the Gumball stresses the skills of its drivers (and their cars) there are only two race track "special section" stops scheduled for the 3,000-mile long event, which will be run on public roads with all entrants subject to all highway rules and regulations. All photos (c) 2009 by www.SteveParker.com

October 04, 2008

OJ JURY DELIBERATES 13 YEARS; Foreperson apologizes, "What do you want? It took us this long just to figure out he's Black!"; Failed actor, ex-footballer demands second DNA test, then asks, "Do I get a trophy for setting that record?"

OJ Simpson, voted "Whitest Man in America" 60 years running - and perhaps the single greatest embarrassment to all humanity - is found guilty of numerous felonies following 13 years of juror deliberations. (Above, "Assume the position, OJ ... you know how to do that, right?" say Clark County Marshalls as they hook-up The Juice for a very, very long time ... What would you have given to have been one of them? And what kind of book contract could you and your new agent have put together?; Below right, Blast from the past - OJ's original booking photo the day after he murdered his wife, nearly beheading her, and a waiter from a local restaurant - This American Terrorist is now 61; how long do you think he'll last in prison, done-in by either a guard, a fellow prisoner(s) or by his own hand?).

It took a judge and jury, fresh and off-the-bench and from Las Vegas, of all places, to do what the Los Angeles County District Attorney proved incapable of doing ... time and time again. Enjoy today's Photo Montage entitled, "Hmm ... Maybe this time it doesn't look too good."