We really hate to bother you with this, because we are definitely sick of reading about it, but it's news and you need to see this, so here it is: Remember how the FIA, F1 racing's governing board, scheduled a big meeting in Paris of all their member clubs, over 150 of them (just three from the USA), at the start of June, to ask the member groups if the FIA's long-time president, Max Mosley, should be fired for being video'd with several prostitutes, all of them dressed in Nazi S&M garb and playing to the camera, and having it make all the worldwide media. (Would you buy a used car from this man? He's got 'em! And who-knows-what-else he's got! Chlamydia, maybe? Below, Is that Herve Villachez on the left? No, maybe that Verne Troyer guy who plays Mini Me in that porn film? Wait ... I got it! On the left is Bernie Ecclestone, the world-famous Clown Prince of F1 and the racing world's single greatest embarrassment, and apparently he's on Max Mosley's knee ... Notice how well Mosley talks out of two mouths at the same time! Simply amazing!)
And then we told you how Mosley's father was the leader of the Nazi-themed party in the UK, 
was jailed during the war, and Hitler had been at his parents' wedding, which had been held at Josef Goebbel's house in Berlin? Remember all that? Well, he WON! Yeah, he friggin' WON! They DIDN'T fire him! All the American member clubs voted to fire Mosley, but he WON. He's retiring anyway but given the chance to act like men, or at least tough women, or even human, the FIA pulled off their knickers and ran off into the brush, waiting to service the next group of idiots (like all of us, for even putting up with shit like this and still paying to see the races). (Below, Mosley's dad is front-and-center in this UK Nazi-party group photo; mom became a Guinness' heiress by marrying and then leaving one of those brewery guys for her very own Nazi, her Oswald).
Now there's the usual crap about Mosley and F1 Chief Bernie Ecclestone having a tiff and a "renegade, breakaway F1" series is being planned by one or both of them and of course don't forget about the "F1 drivers' strike" which gets talked-about this time of year ... And which we've heard every year since we've been following the sport (about 1971) and it's all done to scare the sponsors into re-signing for the next season ... and do it quick, too. And just one more thing: The F1 schedule for 2009 is out and the US GP at Indy is NOT on it. Well, to that we say: Good riddance to No Good Euro Rubbish! They can have their fairy-dancing Nazis ... Click on this line for a NY TIMES review of a book written about Mosley's dear old Nazi mum, and more ...
Here are the numbers from the FIA's big-deal June 3 meeting:The FIA membership voted as follows:
For the motion (to censure Mosley): 103
Against the motion: 55
Abstentions: 7
Invalid votes 4
We guess 103 wasn't enough ... Maybe they need a 2/3s vote to pass anything ...
AND HERE'S A BONUS ... ELVIS COSTELLO'S BACK-HANDED "TRIBUTE" TO MAX MOSLEY'S DAD, "LESS THAN ZERO:"
Less Than Zero
Calling Mister Oswald with the swastika tattoo,
there is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo,
carving "v" for vandal on the guilty boy's head.
When he's had enough of that maybe you'll take him to bed
to teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead.
Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it,
no your father won't know.
they think that I've got no respect
but everything means less than zero.
Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey.
Oswald and his sister are doing it again.
They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen.
They've got a thousand variations: every service with a smile.
They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while.
Well I hear that South America is coming into style.
chorus
A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor. 
Mister Oswald said he had an understanding with the law.
He said he heard about a couple living in the USA.
He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet.
Let's talk about the future now we've put the past away.
chorus
(Wasn't that fun! No, little boy, it's okay ... Come to your uncle Max! Come on, now ... Be a good boy! Just don't tell your mommy!)
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