We found this story on one of our favorite websites, "The Smoking 
Gun", and it's one of the strangest we've ever read, specifically when it comes to people who say they 'love' their cars. Here's the story's lead:
"A Canadian man with a bizarre sexual fetish involving classic cars was sentenced last week for several acts of public indecency. Sandy Wong, 45, was arrested three separate times earlier this year for masturbating on the hoods of autos, including a Mini Cooper and a $50,000 BMW sedan, which was on display at an auto show. During an interview with a court-appointed psychiatrist, Wong explained that he is sexually aroused 'by a certain type of car...like a '67 Camaro, '55 Chevy Bel Air.'"
Like we said, it's pretty weird ... and we know you just need to know "the rest of the story", as that decrepit old museum-piece Paul Harvey would say, if he could still speak. To read the entire story (including several pages of this guy's psychiatric hospital records), just click anywhere on this line ... And you might want to check this all out after the kids have gone to bed ... You don't want them getting any ideas ... But if one of your sons does start expressing a somewhat sudden, uh, inordinate interest in old cars, make sure to keep a close eye on him at that Concours d'Elegance you two were planning to attend ... Some angry owner might want you to pay for the stains on his car's headliner ... We say if someone is going to masturbate on top of a car, any car, he should have a good reason for it ... and we can think of no better encouragement than Paris Hilton, seen in that now-infamous TV spot eating a Carl's Jr. hamburger while rubbing herself on a Bentley ...
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