If you live in the civilized world, you could not miss watching at least SOME auto racing on television during Memorial Day weekend. The following is adapted from Steve Parker's "Motorsports Update" (sorry for the "all caps"; it was originally a script!) which is a 2-minute segment that runs on "CAR NUT TV", seen on Coachella Valley and San Diego County Time-Warner cable systems. Read on, and let us know YOUR opinions on the current state of worldwide open- and closed-wheel racing!
IF YOU’RE A RACING FAN, MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND HAD SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!
IN EUROPE, THE FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX OF MONACO BRINGS THE WORLD’S BEST AND OLDEST EXISTING TEMPORARY STREET CIRCUIT TO FANS AROUND THE WORLD. DID YOU KNOW THE CBS ANNOUNCERS WERE NOT AT THE RACE, BUT IN A STUDIO IN NEW YORK?
AND REMEMBER WHEN ABC-TV WOULD SHOW THE RACE AT LEAST A MONTH AFTERWARDS, WITH THE ‘WEE SCOTT’ JACKIE STEWART AS ONE OF THE ANNOUNCERS? AND OF COURSE THE RACE WAS ON FILM, NOT VIDEOTAPE. HECK, THESE DAYS, THE BEST WE GET FROM CBS IN THE BOOTH IS FORMER CART RACER DANNY SULLIVAN, BUT WE DO SEE THE QUALIFYING SESSIONS ’LIVE’.
THE FINAL MONACO F1 QUALIFYING SESSION ON SPEED CHANNEL WAS THE MOST INTERESTING AND ACTUALLY HISTORY-MAKING. SIX-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, FERRARI’S MICHAEL SCHUMACHER, FAKED A CRASH, BLOCKING THE TRACK, SO CURRENT WORLD CHAMP, RENAULT’S FERNANDO ALONZO, COULD NOT BEST SCHUMACHER, WHO HAD THE PROVISIONAL POLE, FOR THAT #1 POSITION. ALONZO STARTED ON THE POLE AND WON THE RACE. SCHUMACHER STARTED LAST BECAUSE OF HIS CHEATING, YET STILL MANAGED FIFTH, AN AMAZING FEAT IN ITSELF. AND MONACO LOOKED GREAT!
IN MANSFIELD, OHIO, CERTAINLY NOT MONACO, RON HORNADAY JUNIOR, A GREAT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA RACER, WHOSE BROTHER IS AN LA COUNTY DEPUTY SHERIFF, WON HIS FIRST SEARS CRAFTSMAN TRUCK RACE IN MORE THAN A YEAR IN A CHEVY TRUCK WITH NO CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP. THE TRUCK SERIES CONTINUES TO PRODUCE SOME OF THE BEST RACING IN THE USA . AND GOOD FOR RON!
ALSO, GOOD FOR CARL EDWARDS IN THE BUSCH RACE AT CHARLOTTE’S LOWE’S MOTOR SPEEDWAY, WHO WON HIS FIRST RACE THIS YEAR WHEN BAKERSFIELD’S CASEY MEARS, WHO LED MOST OF THE RACE, RAN LOW ON GAS WITH ONLY FIVE LAPS TO GO. WHY DO THE ALLOW ONLY ONE FUEL PICK-UP IN THE NASCAR FUEL CELLS? MY TEAM WOULD PUT ONE IN THE CENTER AND AT EACH OF THE FOUR CORNERS, ASSURING THE FUEL GETS PUMPED TO THE ENGINE NO MATTER HOW BADLY IT MIGHT BE SLOSHING AROUND IN A NEAR-EMPTY TANK. MUST BE A NASCAR RULE.
IN NASCAR’S LONGEST AND TOUGHEST OVAL RACE OF THE YEAR, THE COCA-COLA 600, 26 YEAR OLD KASEY KAHNE, FROM WASHINGTON STATE, DOMINATED AND WON THE EVENT IN HIS RAY EVERNHAM DODGE. EVERNHAM REMAINS THE TOP MAN FOR ALL THE DODGE TEAMS. HE SIGNED THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTS AND DEALS TO BRING DODGE BACK INTO NEXTEL CUP (DODGE HAD ALREADY BEEN ACTIVE IN THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES); THOSE DEALS INCLUDED PUTTING BILL ELLIOTT, PERPETUALLY THE FAN’S FAVORITE DRIVER (THE ‘MOST POPULAR DRIVER’ AWARD IS NOW NAMED FOR ELLIOTT!), INTO THE FIRST NEW DODGE ON THE TRACK.
HERE’S A NASCAR STORY FROM THE COCA-COLA 600:
MICHAEL WALTRIP COULDN’T QUALIFY FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE THE FIELD, SO HE BOUGHT A CAR WHICH HAD! DERRIKE COPE, WHO WON THE DAYTONA 500 A LONG TIME AGO ( TWO WINS IN OVER 400 STARTS), HAD QUALIFIED HIS DODGE FOR THE 600. IN NASCAR, THE CAR QUALIFIES, NOT THE DRIVER. SO WALTRIP GAVE COPE ENOUGH MONEY TO ALLOW HIM TO RACE IN AT LEAST THE NEXT TWO NEXTEL CUP EVENTS (ACCORDING TO MIKEY), AND MOVED HIS #55 CAR NUMBER, ALL THE DECALS AND THE BIG ‘NAPA AUTO PARTS’ SPONSORSHIP TO COPE’S CAR FOR THE DAY. WALTRIP DID IT TO KEEP HIS STREAK OF SOME 270 STARTS INTACT. HE DID ACHIEVE THAT, BUT FINISHED 41ST AFTER STARTING 43RD, DROPPING OUT EARLY DUE TO BRAKE PROBLEMS. WALTRIP DID POCKET $81,605, MADE A LOT OF NEWS FOR HIS SPONSORS (THOSE WALTRIP BOYS ARE CANNY!) AND MAYBE MADE ENOUGH TO PAY FOR THE COPE CAR HE PURCHASED. BUYING THAT CAR WAS PROBABLY THE LAST THING MIKEY WAS PLANNING ON DOING AT THE COCA-COLA 600. IN ANY EVENT, MIKEY WILL DRIVING A TOYOTA CAMRY FOR BILL DAVIS RACING NEXT YEAR. KASEY “THE KID” KAHNE WON IN POWERFUL FASHION.
FINALLY, THE INDY 500. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 YEARS, THE RACE HAD SOME REAL EXCITEMENT (UP FRONT) AS THE POLE WINNER, PENSKE’S SAM HORNISH JUNIOR, IN HIS DALLARA HONDA, TOOK THE WIN IN THE FINAL 100 YARDS OF THE LAST LAP, PASSING 19 YEAR OLD MARCO ANDRETTI FOR HIS FIRST INDY WIN, IN THE SECOND CLOSEST INDY FINISH EVER. MARCOS’ DAD, MICHAEL, STILL HASN’T WON AT INDY, BUT FINISHED THIRD. BOTH FATHER AND SON ARE ON THE ANDRETTI GREEN TEAM. WHAT A PODIUM PHOTO FOR THAT FAMILY!
DID MICHAEL LET HIS SON PASS HIM WITH A FEW LAPS TO GO? DEFINITELY NOT. MICHAEL’S CAR HAD BEEN MID-PACK AT BEST MOST OF THE DAY, AND MARCO HAD BEEN IN THE FRONT DICING WITH THE LEAGUE’S BEST DRIVERS. ALSO, MICHAEL AND MARCO BOTH KNEW THAT MARCO HAS A LOT MORE INDY 500’S IN HIM, WHERE THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE CASE FOR MIKE.
BOTH AL UNSER, JR., AND AJ FOYT HAVE PROVEN THEY ARE NOW OFFICIALLY ON THE “I HELPED MAKE TONY GEORGE WHAT HE IS AND NOW HE OWES ME ENTRY INTO THE INDY 500 WHEN I DEMAND IT” CLUB. NEITHER UNSER, JR., OR FOYT’S ENTRY DID ANYTHING IMPORTANT THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE 500 MILES.
KUDOS TO PJ JONES, SON OF PARNELLI JONES. IN 1963, PARNELLI, “A TOUGH KID FROM A TOUGH PART OF A TOUGH TOWN” (TORRANCE, CA), WON THE INDY 500 IN A RACE CAR OWNED BY THE FAMED SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA RACING PROMOTER JC AGAJANIAN, CAR #98. AT THIS YEAR’S INDY 500, HIS SON DIDN’T WIN, BUT HAD THE SAME-NUMBERED CAR AND SPONSORSHIP FROM THE AGAJANIAN FAMILY AND MIKE CURB, FORMER LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA , RECORD LABEL OWNER AND ERTSWHILE RACE CAR DRIVER. PJ JONES FINISHED 19TH.
BUT YET AGAIN, AT LEAST 20 OF THE 33 DRIVERS IN THE RACE DIDN’T BELONG THERE IF DRIVING SKILL WERE ANY MEASURE, AND THE RACE THIS YEAR MADE THE BEST CASE YET FOR A REUNIFICATION, AND SOON, OF THE IRL AND CHAMP CAR.
ATTRITION SHOULD NOT BE THE #1 REASON DRIVERS GAIN POSITION IN THE INDY 500. THERE WAS ESSENTIALLY NO RACING GOING ON UNTIL THE FINAL 20 OR SO LAPS. NOT A REASON TO COMMIT ONE’S SELF TO SOME FOUR HOURS OF ROUNDY-ROUND WITH A LOT OF DRIVERS NO ONE EVER HEARD OF BEFORE.
DANICA PATRICK REMAINS AN UNPROVEN QUANTITY. IT APPEARS AT THIS POINT THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THE RAHAL-LETTERMAN TEAM TO KEEP HER ON-BOARD IS FOR THE PUBLIC RELATIONS AND MARKETING VALUE SHE BRINGS WITH HER. BUT THAT ‘SPECIAL TREATMENT’ IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO RUB OFF, AND WHEN THAT TIME COMES, THE TEAM WILL DROP HER LIKE A LEAD WEIGHT. ALSO, MORE WOMEN WILL ENTER THE SPORT, AND KATHERINE LEGGE IN ATLANTIC/CHAMP CAR SEEMS TO HAVE ‘THE RIGHT STUFF’. SHE WON A MAJOR SECOND-TIER RACE AT THE LONG BEACH GRAND PRIX IN THE ATLANTIC SERIES (SOMETHING PATRICK HAS NOT DONE), CHAMP CAR’S SO-CALLED ‘FEEDER SERIES’.
IF THE INDY 500 MIXES BOTH SERIES NEXT YEAR, WE MIGHT SEE AN INTERESTING CONTEST BETWEEN PATRICK AND LEGGE. IF DANICA IS BRINGING MONEY TO RAHAL-LETTERMAN, THAT MIGHT SECURE HER FUTURE SOMEWHAT, BUT SHE HAS YET TO WIN AN INDY RACING LEAGUE EVENT. SHE HAS SOME GREAT DRIVING SKILLS, BUT AT THIS INDY 500, EITHER HER CAR WAS SIMPLY NOT FAST ENOUGH (WHICH HAD BEEN THE CASE ALL MONTH, IF THE TEAM WAS NOT SAND-BAGGING) OR SHE DOESN’T HAVE THAT ‘KILLER INSTINCT’ NECESSARY TO WIN RACES AND BECOME A TRUE CHAMPION. ALSO, SHE BLAMED HER PROBLEMS AT INDY ON HER CAR (WHICH MEANS SHE’S BLAMING HER TEAM) AND THE ACTIONS OF OTHER DRIVERS. THAT KIND OF TALK GETS OLD, FAST. AND DANICA NEEDS TO FIGURE THAT OUT, AND, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE --- WIN A DAMN RACE!
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