How could they have made the new Roller even uglier, with that front-end which only a Russian tank general could truly appreciate? Hey ... How about SUICIDE DOORS!? Yeah ... That's the ticket. Perhaps some folks at the R-R factory (which was built on a greenfield site on the same grounds where the annual Goodwood Festival of Speed is held; thousands of acres all owned by the current Earl of March ... Remember the "March F1" team?) thought that would be the best way to take people's attention OFF of that ultra-ugly front-end and headlamp treatment ... Hey, folks, we don't make 'em, we just critique 'em ...